Friday, April 20, 2012

Friday Fic Review



My Wounded Soldier 
 by 
counselor  

Guess Reviewed by Jayme DuRob


1866 Edward just home from the war. Neighbor Bella has a tragedy and Edward delivers her baby. Seeing as she's widowed, marriage makes sense. He doesn't feel worthy, but he can't step aside for her suitors. Competition amongst veterans.

Over the past few weeks I had been seeing this story recommended by a great many of my friends, and I mean they were gushing over it. I'd planned on waiting until it was complete to begin reading it but decided to go ahead and give it a try. I cannot say how happy I am that I did. My Wounded Soldier is 35 chapters long and counselor updates extremely fast.

I am nowhere near caught up on all the chapters. Have I mentioned that they are long chapters?   Extremely long, fulfilling chapters that immediately transport you to another time. 

My Wounded Soldier is set in the post Civil War period.  Edward returned from the war a broken, disillusioned man.  His brother Garrett, who was the apple of the family’s eye, was killed during a battle and Edward can’t get past the guilt he feels about his failure to save him.  As he returned home, he made the decision to leave the family home and travel out West to start a new life. He feels unworthy of his family’s affection and thinks his life will be better  if he starts fresh in a place where no one knows or cares about him. 


Bella and her husband Riley live down the road on a neighboring farm.  They have a young son, Johnny, and Bella is due to deliver their second child when tragedy occurs. Riley’s father paid someone to take Riley’s place in the war, and after the soldier’s wife took her children and left him, he came back for revenge on Riley and his family.  After her husband was killed, Bella shot and killed the enraged man, which instantly sent her into labor.  Johnny went for help and came back with Edward in tow. 


Edward safely delivered Bella’s baby and a strong bond begins to grow between them.


I don’t want it to seem like I am giving away the entire story, but all this happens in the first chapter! Talk about a whirlwind!

What I love so much about this fic is counselor’s writing.  It reads more like a novel than a fanfic. She is meticulous in detail and her attention to the language and situations of the time is outstanding.  It boggles the mind to think of how much research she has done to make it so authentic.  


The story is mostly written from EPOV and his inner turmoil is fascinating to read.  The other characters are also well developed and her, in the story, Bella is very strong.  I highly recommend My Wounded Soldier to anyone who likes historical fanfics or simply enjoys a well-written quality story.

Read My Wounded Soldier Today!


Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Wednesday Fan Fic Recommendations

Edella and Beward
by
FemmeCullen

Edward and Bella wake up the next morning realizing that nothing seems to have really changed in the world, except for them. Would they find a way to solve their little problem or are they to stay like that forever? NC-17


Hunab Ku
by
FemmeCullen

"Bella touches an unfamiliar stone at the museum, an event that now links her to an astronaut with a strange tattoo. When the end of the world is near, only they can solve the mystery before it's too late, or more precisely before December 21, 2012."

A Love Like Yours
by
FemmeCullen

"Alone. Away from home. Only one glance at a mysterious man... their love intrigues me. Is it possible for her to love someone who hasn't acknowledged her? Would she be willing to risk anything for love... her love? Or would she love from afar?" AH

Come Closer
by 
Chloe Masen

Isabella. The one woman Edward can't have. The one woman he doesn't dare claim. Does he? Is he strong enough to resist the forbidden? AH, OOC. *Rated M for sex, strong language, violence, and delicate subject matter.

Beautiful
by
DazzledIn2008
Bella, new to BDSM, attends a party at dominant Edward Cullen's house, and he shows an interest in her. :

Your Life Can Change in a Moment
by 
coloradoperson

Bella didn't like surprises. Her life was safe, predictable and she knew what to expect until fate brought her breast cancer and everything changed. This is not a tragedy; it's a story about love and hope..because that's what life is all about.

Don't You Remember
by 
BellaClary

Bella & Mike are getting married in two days but she can't let go of her past and the secrets within it. What happens when someone comes back for one last dance? AH, Lemons, Rated M

Deeper Discord
by
ifyouweremine

Edward is a boxer with a dark past and secrets. When his best friend's little sister moves in, he finds himself in the biggest brawl of his life. A story of love and sacrifice and fighting for what matters most. AH/OOC - M for content

Where The Streets Have No Name
by 
DreamOfTheEndless

The road to hell is paved with good intentions. Edward is firmly trapped in the hell of his making. Redemption lying just beyond his reach. Would Bella be able to be his salvation? Would she sacrifice herself to save him?

My Wounded Soldier
by
counselor
1866 Edward just home from the war. Neighbor Bella has a tragedy and Edward delivers her baby. Seeing as she's widowed, marriage makes sense. He doesn't feel worthy, but he can't step aside for her suitors. Competition amongst veterans.

*All of the above mentioned fics were rec requested, through our blog, by dedicated readers who adore these fics*

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Tuesday Fic Review

Savior 
by Lissa Bryan
"I'm not Bella Swan any more. That girl died alone, in the woods, shortly after my eighteenth birthday. I am Death, and Death wears Christian Louboutins." Entry for "Bella's Insane" contest. OOC/AU/M

***
 I first heard of Lissa Bryan when I was bouncing around FB groups. I found her gabbing it up with the ladies over at the Underfictionated group. I was intrigued by a thread she was posting in and decided to check out her FF profile. I scanned through her list of stories until this one caught my eye. It was different to say the least…

I have never, in all the time I’ve been reading FF, read a fic that had anything to do with Bella hating Edward to the point of wanting to off him. And this Bella, well, that’s exactly what she wants to do.



Here’s the details…

After Edward leaves Bella in the forest, he says it was for her own well-being, Bella is thrust into a whirlwind of emotions. Not only does she turn completely whacko, her complete state of mind is tested. Bella has become so withdrawn and hateful, over the voluntary disappearance of her one, true love, she catapults herself into a life of vengeance.

Let’s just say that the lowdown men of Forks are not safe from this altered beauty.

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My surgeries weren't so dramatic as to be noticeable when I wear my plain, baggy everyday clothes with a bare face. Nature's flaws had been corrected, my face made symmetrical, my weak chin and slightly pug nose corrected and my bust enhanced.
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I have never read something as deviously intriguing as Savior. It pulls you back and forth, leaving you wanting more, and pulling at your hair!. You instantly root for the damaged damsel, but at the same time you yearn to make her see ‘the light’, giving her the sign that ‘Love Conquers All’.

Unfortunately, I don’t think the damsel in this story is up for much therapy!

I guarantee, you will either love it or hate it, but in the end you won’t be able to tear your eyes from reading it!

As for me, well, I loved it!

Another little tidbit for those of you who haven’t already heard…Lissa Bryan is also the author of an original fiction that she recently submitted for publication. When we find out the deets, we here at TwiFich00rs will sound off!

Good luck to you, Lissa!

Links to the Lissa Bryan:

Monday, April 16, 2012

Author of the Week!

We at TwiFich00rs would like to congratulate DreamOfTheEndless
for being nominated and chosen for the 
Author of the Week!
 
Where the Streets Have No Name
The road to hell is paved with good intentions. Edward is firmly trapped in the hell of his making. Redemption lying just beyond his reach. Would Bella be able to be his salvation? Would she sacrifice herself to save him?
 
Beautiful Sorrow
 Bella worshiped Carlisle, so when he proposed she didn't think twice before accepting. But then she met Edward, her fiancé's half brother & the other part of her soul. Will they be able to survive the consequences of their betrayal?

Forgive Me Not
 How far will Edward have to go to earn forgiveness? Has Bella set the price too high? Will there be any winners in the end?
 
DreamOfTheEndless was nominated by her friend Karenec! DreamOfTheEndless has been writing FF since around 2011. Her stories have kept many entranced and involved that they continue to come back for more. Not only is DreamOfTheEndless a fabulous author, she is also a really awesome person. She is known to contribute to the fandom with the blog Underfictionated at http://underfictionated.blogspot.com/. DreamOfTheEndless has also participated in the Drabble Wars with her story Where the Streets Have No Name. It would be a shame not to stop by and check out her fics!

We are pleased to place the honor of TwiFich00rs Author of the Week to DreamOfTheEndless!

Congratulations, DreamOfTheEndless!
 
Enjoy your banner, bb!

Friday, April 13, 2012

Friday Fic Review!

Seduction
by 
bnjwl


Written for Dirty Cheeky Monkeys, Olderdoctorward and Bella, what else do I have to say? Smut for smut's sake alone, not much plot. Might continue it, not sure, Rated Very M for language and lemons, Edward/Bella

What do you get when you have a young girl and an older doctor?

Older Doctorward 


Young Bella Swan


Let me start by saying that I love, love, love bnjwl's stories! She writes with such passion and eroticism it makes your ovaries want to explode and your lady bits swell up and ache for more!

And this story, Seduction, does just that!

In the story we have an older doctor that gets a visit from his best friends' young daughter, Bella. Anyhoo, Bella brilliantly comes up with a rouse that she is experiencing back pain. Well, what our resident doctor, Edward, doesn't know is that she's bluffing him in the hopes of getting him all hot, bothered, and naked!

And sweet, not-so-innocent Bella does just that and, let me tell you, it gets hotter from there!

(It starts with sweet, tasty touches)

"But, Edward, no one will know." She traced a hand down the front of my shirt right beside the buttons.

I died a little when I heard her purr my first name. It was such an erotic sound that came from her. I wanted to throw my head back and just moan at the sound alone, but I had to convince her that this was not a good idea at all.

(Then sweet, savory kisses ensue)

"Please, baby, let me feel you. Show me how you can take care of me. Just for the summer, then I'll go off to school and not look back with regrets, okay?" She tilted her head up to me; it just left her mouth open for me to kiss her.

My kiss would show her my acceptance of her offer. I knew I was probably going to go to hell for this, but if I was going anyway, I might as well have a good time on my way there. My hands pulled her towards me and kissed her.
 
(And then...Holy Mother of All Things Sinful!)

bnjwl has the ability to blow you away with words and suck you in with the visuals that her words send. I suggest to everyone, who hasn't read Seduction, to go check it out!

bnjwl, we will see anymore on this little bitty?
*crosses fingers*

You can find bnjwl's fics HERE

Go check them out!

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Americana

According To A Little Birdie (The Internet & Miss Amy Marie) Ashley Greene Will Be Starring In A New ABC  Drama Called 'Americana'. The Show Has Already Started Filming In New York.



Ashley's New Show Is About A Fashion Designer Named Alice (Creative "/ ) Who Joins Robert Soulter's (Anthony LaPaglia) Business And Who's Arrival Turns The Company - And His Faimily- Upside Down. 


Ashley's Been In New York Filming The Show Since March. She Tweeted "I am SO excited to be apart of "AMERICANA" Can't wait to film it and see what you guys think!" After The Announcement In Late February. 


I Understand That The Creators Weren't Very Creative With The Whole "Alice and Fashion Designer" Thing, But I'm Confident That Ashley Can Nail This. I'm Excited To Watch It, And See How Good It Is.
Are Any Of You h00r's Thinking About Watching? Let us Know!!

Monday, April 9, 2012

Author of the Week!

We at TwiFich00rs would like to congratulate smmiskimen 
for being nominated and chosen for the 
Author of the Week!

Cougar Town
Never underestimate the appeal of a seventeen year old boy. Bella Swan is Emmett's mom and Edward's teacher. What happens when she crosses the line with her son's best friend? E&B, AH, OOC.

The Presidential Treatment
President Edward Cullen decides to pass a bill that will change life as Bella Swan knows it. A misplaced Jimmy Choo and a stupid publicity stunt will change the lives of Edward and Bella. Are either of them ready?

S X Everyday Keeps the Doctor Away
  REPOSTED! Bella has two secrets that she's keeping to herself. When she embarks on a journey to discover the ways to keep herself healthy through extracurricular activities, she's not expecting what happens. EB, AH, OOC.

 Edward Cullen's 12 Days of Christmas
 REPOSTED! Winner of the TwiGirlsNextDoor 12 Days of Christmas Challenge, People's Choice.

Stockholm Syndrome
 REPOSTED! Edward is attacked by Bella's scent on her first day at school. What happens when he decides to act upon his desires and take what he believes to be his? AU, OOC, Canon Pairings. Companion fic to Stockholm Syndrome BPOV.

Master May I
 DRABBLE FIC! 100 WORD CHAPTERS! Edward is Bella's Master and is very particular in the playroom. But his sweet pet knows how to make him happy. E&B, AH, OOC!

 The Confessions of the Overworked, Underpaid Peen
 You've heard of Edward's pov, but what about Edward's peen's pov? Get inside the peen's perspective and see what goes on inside the pants. If you've ever thought it was hard being a person, try living this life. AH, AU, M, E&B eventually.

They Think I'm Dead
 PostSecret Prompt Used: Everyone who knew me before 9/11 thinks I'm dead. 3rd Place Winner PostSecret Prompt Contest! SENSITIVE MATERIAL INCLUDED! PLEASE BE WARNED!

Ramblings of a Whipped Peen
This is a sort of follow up/sequel to Confessions of an Overworked, Underpaid Peen. This will be little one shots of snippets of his life, little happenings, and such. EPPov AH, OOC

Stockholm Syndrome BPOV
REPOSTED! Companion fic to Stockholm Syndrome.

Executive Assistant
Executive Assistant, Edward Cullen, can't do anything right, especially not for his boss, Bella Swan. What happens when his career is almost over and a chance of a lifetime arises? AH, OOC

Laying The Roof
Bella's getting a new roof from Mr. Cullen but she's wanting him to lay more than just her roof. One shot for Southern Fan Fic Review's Tantalizing Tuesdays. E&B, AH, OOC.

 Closet
What happens when Edward and his date are caught at Make Out Point by Chief Swan? How will Chief Swan feel when it's his child in the car with Edward? Read and find out.

Second Chances
What happens when you give your life for the one you love? Is there a heaven? What will Bella do when all her dreams come true and she really gets her Second Chance at her first love? Bit OOC, M for language and lemons, cowritten with preciousfairymom80

The Virgin Always Lives
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives..." What happens when Bella is in a shady trailer park and is being followed? Who comes to her rescue? What will happen afterwards? My entry for the Texts from Last Night contest. E&B-

Lustful Temptations
 E&B,Canon,LUST FILLED. Night before the wedding and Jasper takes it upon himself to tempt Bella and Edward with a healthy dose of lust. Lots of fun ensues. Entry for the Fun With Your Clothes On One-Shot Contest. Hope you enjoy. M for situations.

The VIP Room
Geeky Edward Cullen stumbles into Emmett's Pleasure Palace and lays eyes on the lovely Jezebel and is entranced.What happens when he can no longer hide behind his plastic framed glasses? What will happen when Jezebel notices him watching? Geekward/AH/OOC

Black Moon Chapter 23 Epilogue
Companion chapter to my one-shot The Mysterious Man in the Club. Written by preciousfairymom80. Epilogue for Black Moon which can be found in my favs. Edward and new character me lol . Hope you enjoy!

Stopping Time, Keeping Love
Starts on Bella's 18th birthday. Instead of Edward stopping Jasper in time, he bites Bella and... what happens? Does Bella become a vampire? What will Edward do? Read and find out. First fan fic be nice! Read, enjoy, review, subscribe. M-language,sex

The Mysterious Man in the Club
My one shot about my night with Edward Cullen. Was supposed to be a one shot about Emmett hyping Bella up on caffeine but I had trouble writing it. Instead here is my lust filled night with Edward. Hope you enjoy! M for lemons!

smmiskimen was nominated by preciousfairymom80! smmiskimen has been writing FF since around 2009 and has captivated her readers with each word. We are pleased to honor smmiskimen at this week's TwiFich00rs Author of the Week!

Congratulations, smmiskimen!  

 Banner made by Jordan Christopher

Congratulations!

Sunday, April 8, 2012

Happy Easter h00rs!

We hope that you all had a very Happy Easter! 

Which Rob do you prefer?

We all have watched Rob evolve into an amazingly good looking man, right? Right! Over the years his look has been forever changing. Our question to you is, which look do you prefer? 

Here are your choices...

#1- Messy all around do?

#2- Clean cut?

#3-Buzz cut?


#4-No Beard?

#5-Beard?

So...what's it gonna be, ladies? 
Leave us comment below and let us know!



Fic Updates...

Pinky Swear by kharizzmatik
Bella always knew she loved her best friend, but it isn't until she finds out he's engaged that she remembers just how much. How far will she go to make him see he's marrying the wrong woman? A story about finding your heart and losing your head. AH E/B

The Agreement by Gemgirl65
A virgin. An escort. A contract signed. But falling in love wasn't part of the agreement... AH, E&B

Where the Streets Have No Name by DreamOfTheEndless
The road to hell is paved with good intentions. Edward is firmly trapped in the hell of his making. Redemption lying just beyond his reach. Would Bella be able to be his salvation? Would she sacrifice herself to save him?
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7716883/80/


Gay Boy? Or Straight Boy? by sugarville
Edward knew that he was gay. So why was he suddenly attracted to the new girl? Parings: J/E. E/B. Rated M for reasons.

Time Of Your Life by MidnightLove87
A fake ID, a new sexy outfit, and two of my best friends life could ask for were supposed to be a recipe for an amazing night out, but what happens when someone from your past shows up in a place you would have never imagined.

We Found Love by FFLoverLaura
Bella and Edward were caught in a whirlwind of extreme pleasure and ecstasy. Is it love or just lust? E&B. All Human. Rate M for Language, Lemons, Drug Use.

Lather, Rinse, Repeat by bornonhalloween
Freshly graduated from Cosmetology School, Bella takes a job in a health club beauty salon called Mystique. First days on the job can be so boring…until that perfect head of hair walks in! All drabble, All human

The Keepsake by windchymes
Some things you never forget, they just hurt too much to remember.

Me and Mr Cullen by Catastrophia
It was just a long weekend in Vegas, so how did eighteen year old high school senior Bella Swan end up married to thirty one year old movie exec, Edward Cullen? This is the story of their awkward life. Rated M for future lemons.

Close to Home by toocute24
Bella catches Mike, her fiance, in bed with another woman 2 months before the wedding. She's devastated and turns to her best friend, Edward, for comfort. Will she find love close to home? A/H Cannon pairings. Rated M for Language and Lemons R/R

Do You Know Your Enemy by  HaterslovetohateMonii
"Two months until high school is over then I will go to college far away from Edward; who I despise and forget that I ever had sex with him, mindblowing sex, Pssh this will be easy." But what if something goes wrong during that 2 months? Rated M.

Friday, April 6, 2012

Malibu Rob

So, A Few Days Ago, We Were All Graced With Pictures, That We Now Dub As "Malibu Rob"
Now...On To The Deliciousness (: 


What I Wouldn't Give For His Shorts To Have Fallen Off During A Wave . Oh Lawdy. 




Exploded Panties- CHECK!



I'm Sure We Can All Agree That We'd Like To Lick His Chest...Among Other Things (;



I'm Pretty Sure That I'm Now Pregnant, From Looking At This Picture. 



Oh, Those Long, Delicious Fingers,  How We Love You!!



Jesus, Fuck! I Need A Shower!



Here's The Sex God Himself In Action. Make Sure You Have A Phone Handy While Watching it, Incase You h00rs' Uterus Explodes!! (:
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Okay h00rs. It's Now Time For Me To Go And Get A Shower. I'm Feeling A Little Dirty After Looking At These Pictures. You Guys, I'm Sure, Are Feeling The Same Way. I Mean, Come On, It's A Shirtless, WET Rob...How Could You Not!! (;

Thursday, April 5, 2012

What the h00rs are talking about!

Fic Updates

Lather, Rinse, Repeat by bornonhalloween 
Freshly graduated from Cosmetology School, Bella takes a job in a health club beauty salon called Mystique. First days on the job can be so boring…until that perfect head of hair walks in! All drabble, All human

Breakdown Here by twinerdforlife
Bella drove away from her life without a backwards glance. What happens when her car breaks down in the middle of nowhere? Will someone come along and save her? Will it only lead to more heartbreak in the end?

We Were Here by lola-pops
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.

Time Of Your Life by MidnightLove87
A fake ID, a new sexy outfit, and two of my best friends life could ask for were supposed to be a recipe for an amazing night out, but what happens when someone from your past shows up in a place you would have never imagined.

30 Days by Gelix
30 days for him to make her prom queen. 30 days for her to see life in a new prespective. 30 days for him to fall harder than ever before. AU/AH. Rated M. Will be posted once a day for 31 days.

Blue Satin and Cowboy Boots by symphiann
There were 4 unwritten laws in Forks during 1883.1-you listened to your Pa.2-You worshipped God.3-You did your chores without complaint.4-You stayed away from the Cullen brothers. I had no problems with those laws until a pair of green eyes looked my way.

Where the Streets Have No Name by DreamOfTheEndless
The road to hell is paved with good intentions. Edward is firmly trapped in the hell of his making. Redemption lying just beyond his reach. Would Bella be able to be his salvation? Would she sacrifice herself to save him?

Welcome to Cougar Town by OzellaMarie
Some say that women become 'Cougars' when they reach a certain age. But, what happens when the 'Cougar' falls for her son's much younger best friend? Let's find out! Edward/Bella-AH-'M' Rating-Lemons-Mature Content-Language-Adult Situations

Someone Like You by bellasunderstudy1
When life's road takes an unexpected turn, will it lead to finding more than they knew existed? Can Edward and Bella learn to trust themselves enough to love again? Or will the ghosts of their pasts keep them from their happily ever after?AH Canon Couples



Bel Ami



Robert Pattinson Is Already On The Fast Track Of Leaving The Phenomenal Character Of Edward Cullen Behind Him, (Well, Not Completely, He’ll Always Be Known As Edward. Haha)  And Taking On More Great Roles, That Should Help Him Continue To Be A Household Name For Time To Come.




Bel Ami Is Robs Next Movie To Hit The Theaters. It’s A Period Film Set In 19th Century Paris, About A Seductive Man Named Gorges Duroy, Who Comes Into Power By Doing Anything He Can, Which Also Entails Manipulating Some Of The City’s Most Influential Women. 



The Movie Is Based On The Book With The Same Title By Guy de Maupassant. The Book Was Originally Published In 1885, But Translated Into English for The First Time In 1903, With The Title “The History of A Scoundrel.” 



The Film Was Directed By Declan Donnellan and Nick Ormerod And Written By Rachel Bennette.
It Also Stars Christina Ricci, Uma Thurman, And Kristin Scott Thomas As A Few Of Duroy’s Lovers. 



Rob’s New Movie That Is Set to Release On June 8, 2012, According To A Statement Magnolia Pictures Made On March 12, 2012.


The Official Bel Ami Trailer (HQ)