Cannes 2012

Cannes 2012

So, How Are We All Holding Up From This Past Week With All Of The Robsten Cannes Goodness? I Know I'm Still Recovering. 

Lets Start With Kristen, And Her Busy Body At Cannes. It Started With The "On The Road" Photocall. As Usual, She Looked GORGEOUS. I Mean, Seriously, Who Else Could Pull Off Those Pants? I Know I Couldn't. They Look Great On Her!!

Kristen Stewart "On The Road" Photocall- Cannes 2012

Kristen Stewart & Kirsten Dunst "On The Road" Photocall - Cannes 2012

Then, We All Had Her "On The Road" Premiere That Night, Where Again, She Was Gorgeous! But That's Nothing New. She Always Picks Beautiful Gowns To Wear.

Kristen Stewart On The Red Carpet For "On The Road" Premiere - Cannes 2012

Yes, Even Rob Was There To Support His Girl. He Definitely Looked Delicious!!

Robert Pattinson On The Red Carpet At The "On The Road" Premiere - Cannes 2012

THENNNNNNN.....THE VIDEO Came To Surface...And We All Know Good And Well What Video That I'm Talking About. The Robsten Cutess! They Were All Kissy And Lovey Towards Eachother. It's The First Real Glimpse That We've Gotten Of Robsten As An Official Couple.

Que The "SQUEEEEE" Cause No Matter How Many Time You Watch This Video, It Never Gets Old, And You Still Get That Mushy Jealous (haha) Feeling In Your Stomach. You Can Definitely See That These Two Really Do Love And Support Eachother.
Then We Had The Cosmopolis Photocall. Where Rob Was Look Quite Yummy- And A Tad Hungover From The Night Before. But Still AMAZINGLY Gorgeous!

Robert Pattinson At The Photocall For Cosmopolis - Cannes 2012

Later On That Day, We Were All Sitting Around The Computer Waiting To Watch The Live Stream Of The Premiere, and Wondering The BIG Question; Would Kristen Show Up To The Premiere? We Were All Waiting To See, Especially After The "OTR" After Party Smootching. Seeing Rob In His Tux, Was Definitely An Experience, Especially The Pictures With The Toothpick....SWOON!

Robert Pattinson On The Red Carpet For The Cosmopolis Premiere - Cannes 2012

Sarah Gadon, David Cronenburg, and Robert Pattinson On At The Premiere Of Cosmopolis - Cannes 2012

Oh, And Guess What?! KRISTEN SHOWED UP!!! She Was With TomStu, But She Still Showed Up To Show Her Amazing And Talented Boyfriend The Support That He Showed Her At His Premiere. She Looked STUNNING...She Was PERFECTION At The 'Cosmopolis" Premiere. Her Low Cut, Lace Embroidered Red Dress Was Just....Perfect. 

Kristen Stewart At The 'Cosmopolis' Premiere - Cannes 2012

Kristen Stewart At The 'Cosmopolis' Premiere - Cannes 2012

Kristen Stewart At The 'Cosmopolis' Premiere - Cannes 2012

Kristen Stewart and Tom Sturridge At The 'Cosmopolis' Premiere - Cannes 2012

And We All Can't Forget The Touching Moment That Robsten Had After Movie Had Finished And The Applause Had Started (Which Was a FIFTEEN MINUTES, btw) 

Kristen & Rob Sharing A Moment After The 'Cosmopolis' Premiere Was Over - Cannes 2012

After That, It Was Off To The After Party For The Couple. They Stayed There For A Little While, Before Heading Back To Their Hotel Room For The Night, And I'm Sure Some Hot, Celebratory Monkey Sex (;

Rob & Kristen At The 'Cosmopolis' After Party - Cannes 2012

Rob & Kristen Holding Hands At The 'Cosmopolis' After Party - Cannes 2012

Rob & Kristen Holding Hands Up Close (: (:

Rob & Kristen Leaving The 'Cosmopolis' After Party & Heading To Their Hotel - Cannes 2012

All In All, I'd Say It Was A Pretty Good 3 Days For Us Robsten Fans. If There Was Any Speculation or Doubt About Them Being Together, Those Can Be Squashed Now. The Proof Is in The Pictures and Videos. They're Definitely Together, And They're Definitely In Love. Now, Lets Go Back And Obsess Over The Pictures And Video's More, Cause Like I Said, They Will NEVER Get Old, And You Can Never Get Tired Of Them  ♥

Do We Have Some Yummy Stuff For You!

So we thought that we'd fill your Hump Day with some delicious news and ramblings!

Recently we learned of a new, short literary piece that is blazing a hot trail through the land of internet books sites. It is said to be so hot that it has some readers left aching for more. 

I'm sure some of you are sitting back in the comforts of your home wondering, "Hmm, really?" And we are going to answer you with a, "YES! REALLY!" 

Now I must admit that I haven't read this little bitty myself, so I'm going by word of mouth that this story is going to ignite some panties, and make the sex lives of many very, very productive. 

Now do I have your attention? 

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 Thought so!

What piece of literary genius am I talking about, you ask? Okay, don't twist my arm, I'll tell ya! 

Book Description

Eighteen year old Sophie is dying to finally feel passion, to experience what sex is like, but all the boys her age not only bore her, the mere thought of being with one actually turns her off.

On a weekend over at her best friend Abby’s house, Sophie bumps into Abby’s father who's usually away on business. Single and in his early forties, Mr. Taylor inspires in Sophie the type of lust all the boys in her school could only dream of causing her. Sophie assumes, however, that the chances of Mr. Taylor returning her ‘affections’ is nil so she does her best to suppress them.

After an embarrassing incident involving a sauce stain and basketball shorts, an immense lust is unleashed that neither can deny. They both know it’s wrong. Still, as the night goes on, will Mr. Taylor hold back his desire for Sophie? Or will he give in and take what she is so willing to offer?

Who is this L.J. Anderson you ask? 

*le sigh*

Have you been hiding under a rock? Really? You have no idea?

*looks around*

It's okay  neither did I!

But let's just say that when I did find out who the L.J. Anderson was, I was totally excited! 

It seems as though Ms. Anderson is moving on the fast track to becoming well known in the literary world, and we are so happy to share that with you all!

Congratulations, L.J. Anderson!

But your copy of Sophie's Sweet Temptation HERE!

Find L.J. Anderson on Facebook HERE!

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Twifich00rs Weekly Fic Review!

Ding Dongs & Dicks

by: Fiona Fresh1

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7462744/1/Ding_Dongs_Dicks

"Bat shit crazy Bella, loves to drink, smoke, and grope her man-whore roommate. Vodka tonics, flying crystals, and stripper poles...oh my!"

This Weeks Fic Review Is On An Underdog Fic Called "Ding Dongs& Dicks".  It's A Great Story With Not Enough Reviews! This Story Is Hilarious, and Awesome, And Is Definitely A Must Read!!

The Story Is About Bella and Edward, Two Best Friends, and Roommates Who Love To Torture, and Tease Each other. Nothing Sexual Has Ever Happened Between The Two, But Both Want It To, Even Though Bella is In A Relationship With Someone Else. BLAH!

The Fic Starts Out With A Teensy Tiny Little Argument (One Of Many) Between Bella And Edward, And It Shows You, Just How Their Relationship -As Weird As It May Be- Works.

"Crash

Another hand blown martini glass shattered.

Fuck me gently with a chain saw.

"You fucking hemorrhoid!" I shout “Has the syphilis already started rotting your brain? That fucking piece was expensive. Get a needle up your dick and lose the insanity already!"

I picked up your precious pansy-ass crystal olive oil decanter, tossing its weight lightly in my palm, and flashed you a dirty smirk. With a swift over hand pitch, the bottle collides with your favorite Ansel Adams print.

I giggled as the oil dripped down the glass and onto the textured wall.

"Cum guzzling whore!" You shriek

"What? Lose your balls with your hairline? Or, is your mommy just holding them for you?" I bark.

I know you're sensitive about your hair; yeah it was a low blow. Suck it.

I searched the room for my next target. Racing toward the bookshelf, you catch me around the waist and lift me off the ground, my heart slamming into my chest.

The electricity, it's there humming through me like it always does when you touch me.

Thrashing around one of my extremities managed to make contact with your yam sack.

I land on all fours panting.

Fuck that's gonna leave a carpet burn.

I glare up at you. You are doubled over; meeting me with a cold green stare.

"Bloody cock tease," You spit all the while holding your balls.

"Pocket pussy fucking mama's boy," I sneer "I'll fucking show you cock tease."

With one swift move, I roll back and perch on my knees, peeling off my damp tank top.

Your eyes widen as you watch my tits bounce with my heaving chest.

I see the excitement break through your anger.

You like this, a lot. I can always tell.

I see your eyes glance to my boy shorts as you lick your lips.

"You wish, fuck nut." I whisper, my heart no longer in the fight."

As You Can See, They're Mean, Then It Turns Heated, But In Quite A Good Way. But Like I Said, Nothing Is Done About It. They Use Other People; Like Bella's Very Vanilla Boyfriend Jake, (Insert Gag) And Edwards Endless Call of Girls, To Tease And Torment Each other Into Jealousy. 

Finally, One Day, Bella And Edward Are At A Friends Party, And She Decided To Partake In Some Extracaricular, Illegal Cigarettes, On Top Of Drinking, So Bella's Feeling Pretty Good. She Ends Up Finding Edward, And Taking Him Home To Play A Game Of  "Las Vegas". There's Only One Rule To The Game. "What Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas"

After Some On The Wall Grinding, Nibbling Lips, And Cell Phone Interruptions, They Finally, FINALLY, They End Up Doing The Dirty, Making The Beast With Two Backs, The Horizontal Mambo, Bumping Uglies....

I Digress.

It's Magical And Sexy, And Delicious. 

& Then It's Not. The Angst Comes In, But Not For Too Long. It's Nothing Horrible Or Heart Clenching. Fiona Fresh1 Has A Way To Make Even Angst Funny. She's Pretty Spectacular, Not Gonna Lie. 

So, I've Already Given Away Most Of The Beginning Of The Story. I'm Rambling, And Probably Jumping All Over The Place, Because, Lets Face It. I Suck, And Get Excited And Just Jump From Place To Place. (See, I'm Rambling And Being Dumb Now)

ANYWHOOOO. This Story Is Hilarious, And Sexy, And Just Plain Awesome. It Definitely Doesn't Have As Many Reviews As It Should. Also, Most Of The Chapters Aren't Beta'd, But Fiona Fresh1 And I Are Working On That To Get It All Straightened Out, So She "Doesn't Look Lame" Her Words, Not Mine. Haha. Cause She's Definitely Not Lame, And Neither Is This Fic. It's A MUST Read. 

Now Go......I SAID GOOOOO!! Read The Fic, h00rs. You Won't Regret It!

Oh...& Leave Her Some Reviews.

Author of the Week!

We at TwiFich00rs would like to congratulate Chloe Masen

for being nominated and chosen for the 

Author of the Week!

 

 When You Close Your Eyes

 Edward and Bella had dreams, and a plan to chase them hand in hand. Side by side they thought they could do anything, but what would happen when Edward had to leave Bella behind and chase them alone? **Drabblish little love story.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7909859/1/When_You_Close_Your_Eyes 

 

Come Closer

Isabella. The one woman Edward can't have. The one woman he doesn't dare claim. Does he? Is he strong enough to resist the forbidden? AH, OOC. *Rated M for sex, strong language, violence, and delicate subject matter.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7281366/1/Come_Closer 

 

Say Goodbye

Bella Swan loved, but that love was thrown away. She hoped, but it died inside of her. She cried, but the tears dried up, and in their place, darkness fell. She wasn't afraid of it, she embraced it, clung to it. It made her feel alive. Then she got even.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7487080/1/Say_Goodbye

For Better or For Worse

Edward Cullen has a perfect life.A dream come true career as a superstar shortstop for the Seattle Mariners,true friends,a great house,and most of all,the perfect,loving wife.Can one moment destroy it all?Or will she stick by him for better or for worse?

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7803937/1/For_Better_or_For_Worse

Cups Full of Wishes

Lily O'Brien is a hopeful child. Will her special cups of hot chocolate and a new friendship with Dr. Edward Cullen make her greatest wish come true? Aaaaaw moments ahead.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7661082/1/Cups_Full_of_Wishes

Dinner at the Hales'

EPOV of Come Closer Chapter 7, Sugar and Spice. Edward is late to Isabella's dinner because he fed his secretary an appetizer at the office. When he finally arrives, will he be an invited guest or an entree? OOC, Edward, Isabella, Jasper, Emmett, Rosalie

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7699446/1/Dinner_at_the_Hales

Same Old Sure Wasn't Anymore

Charlie Swan lived a routine life. Same old, same old, day after day. Until he walked into the same old diner to have his same old lunch, and discovered that nothing would ever be same old again.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7086991/1/Same_Old_Sure_Wasnt_Anymore

Chloe Masen was nominated by her friend theonlykyla! Chloe Masen has been writing FF since around 2010. She has captivated her audience with her fabulous stories that readers can't seem to get enough of. 

When we got the nomination for Chloe Masen to be AoTW we thought the email was so sweet that we just had to share it with you all....

 

Name: theonlykyla

Email: theonlykylaff@gmail.com

Message:

I'd like to nominate Chloe Masen for author of the week. Her stories are fresh and unique. And, range from angsty to romantic. I fall hard for her characters and I love her writing style!

You are truly loved in the fandom, Chloe Masen and the h00rs here at TwiFich00rs want to help recognize that! Keep writing, and intriguing us with your amazing words, and amazing creativity!

So, Everyone, take a minute and check out Chloe Masen's fics. You won't be disappointed!

We are pleased to place the honor of TwiFich00rs Author of the Week to 

Chloe Masen!

Congratulations, Chloe Masen!

Enjoy your banner, bb!