Hey h00rs! It’s time for another amazing review…

I thought I’d end everyone’s week by reviewing one of the best fan fic stories that I have ever read. Not only is this fic amazing, it pulls at every heart string the reader has and embeds emotions so deep that you aren’t sure if you’ll recover. By the time you start this fic I am almost certain that you too will be thrust in head first from the beginning. 

When I first came across Parachute by KitsuShel I really wasn’t sure what to think. My first reaction was, “Who would write a Twilight fic about a damn parachute?” I tossed it over for about two weeks, kept seeing it in my to-read list, wondered if I should give it a chance, caved when I was feining for something to read.

And let me tell you…I am so glad that I did!

The story opens when a young college student, Bella Swan, is out one day with a couple of her friends when she comes across a figure in an alley; a little boy. From this point on the story begins to take off. Bella soon finds out that the child had been abandoned and left to fend for himself. I know from a reader’s perspective that reading something as awful as that can really make the stomach turn and the heart ache. I promise it gets better. 

As the story progresses, Bella takes on the responsibility of raising the child that she saves as well as taking on the roll as the child’s mother.

Chapter after chapter KitsuShel shows her readers the depth of a mother’s love, regardless of the nonexistence of biological ties. 

Delving deeper into the story, Bella finds that the child has family that has been looking for him from the beginning of his disappearance.

Without giving too much of the story away, I will say this. This one comes with a happy ending to the nth degree.

I give my highest praises to KitsuShel for creating a story that, very often, just won’t leave me alone. The characters stay with you long after the story is over. (And I read it over two years ago. That's saying something folks!)

I highly recommend this fic to anyone who loves heartwarming tales.

You won’t be disappointed!

-You can fins all of KitsuShel's fan fic stories HERE, including Parachute!

Author of the Week!

We at TwiFich00rs would like to congratulate Nikita2009 for being nominated and chosen for the 

Author of the Week!

 

Cooking for Dummies

Chef Edward Masen is a talented yet temperamental up and coming chef. Bella Swan is a fiery culinary reviewer who is determined to get out of the shadows of her famous parents. What happens when their worlds collide? AH, OOC

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7932246/1/Cooking_for_Dummies 

Haunted

Two people dealing with the sins of their past find each other in a little bar in Thailand. Will finding something deeper heal their wounds or leave them haunted? Rated M for dark themes, language and lemons. BxE.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6405692/1/Haunted

Bittersweet

Ten years later Bella runs into her old flame, Edward Cullen. Their meeting can be described in one word: Bittersweet. One Shot based on "Someone Like You" by Adele. AH

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7452678/1/Bittersweet

Heaven Sinner

  Edward Cullen made a sinner of me. AH, M rated for sexy times, attempt at drabblesmut goodness.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7879902/1/Heaven_Sinner

Over My Head

Grannypants Bella and Firecrotch Edward are starting their new life together. Can they cope with all the changes that are coming or will they be over their heads? Sequel to Hands Open. EXB All Human. Strong Language and Sexual Situations.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7100724/1/Over_My_Head

Where There's Smoke

Bella Swan's new apartment goes up in flames and handsome firefighter Edward Cullen climbs in her window to rescue her. Where there's smoke, there's smutty hot goodness to follow. Written in collab with SweetPoeticJustice for Southern Fan Fiction Review.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7556094/1/Where_Theres_Smoke

The Black Swan

Bella Swan, the owner of the famous New York tattoo shop, The Black Swan has it all: Fame, money and even her own tv show. But she wants the one thing money and success can't buy: Love. Written in collab with EdwardsLove82 for Jordan929's birthday.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7433624/1/The_Black_Swan

All We Are

Mega One-Shot written for Mandypants aka DreamersDaze birthday. Bella 'Lemons' Swan meets Edward 'Eat Me' Cullen one day at college. He's everything and nothing she ever expected. Is it possible to fall in love in a week? Read along and find out. AH

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7334500/1/All_We_Are

Hands Open

Foul mouthed Bella temporarily moves to Los Angeles for Alice and Jasper's wedding where she meets Edward "Firecrotch" Cullen. Will these two romantically challenged people be able to get it together and realize they are perfect for eachother? BXE, AH

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6104772/1/Hands_Open

Gunpowder & Lead

Bella Swan's life hasn't turned out quite like she thought it would. Can a chance meeting change her path and lead her away from darkness? Or will she be left with gunpowder & lead? AH, language, violence & sexual situations ahead.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6745310/1/Gunpowder_Lead

What Would Happen

Overworked Bella Swan needs a break from her crappy job. Can she resist her hot coworker? AU All Human one shot written for SueBee0619. Sexual Situations and colorful language ahead!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6925025/1/What_Would_Happen

Don't Forget Me

What happens when Bella from Hands Open meets Eddie from Haunted? If I told you all in a summary it'd spoil the fun. Written for my writing partner Sweetpoeticjustice for Christmas 2010.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6689961/1/Dont_Forget_Me

Elementary Education

New Principal Bella Swan's life is turned upside down when she meets Edward, a sweet sexy first grade teacher. Can she handle a not so elementary education?

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6696738/1/Elementary_Education

Deck The Balls

A flight home for Christmas turns into Edward Masen's worst nightmare when he gets stuck seated next to Bella Swan. Will their passion to piss each other off end in lumps of coal or lemons in their stockings? O/S written for SFFR 25 days of Christmas.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6542352/1/Deck_The_Balls

Perhaps

STEAL MY FICS Contest Entry: Bella, a music journalist, interviews the famous Edward Masen and his band. Will she be able to resist his charms and get the job done, when others have failed, or will she give into one night of pleasure and lose her job?

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6426860/1/Perhaps

Nikita2009 was nominated by her friend Jordan! She has been trolling the world of FF since around 2010 and has written 15 stories to date. We are very pleased to be honoring Nikita2009 this week!

Nikita 2009, in your honor we'd like to give you this little token of our appreciation! Enjoy, BB!

Banner Made by Jordan Christopher

Let's Honor Them!

TwiFich00rs has come up with an awesome way to honor our beloved FF authors!

Starting Monday March 26th, we will be posting an author of the week, every week! We will post their pen name, links to their fics, a full summary description of their fics, and a rec on one of their fics!

If you'd like to submit an author for recommendation for this honor, please contact us by making a submission HERE. 

(Not that kind of submission either, you dirty , little sex pots! Now bend over and take your lashings like a good little h00r). *Fans Self*

Git er' done, h00rs!

 

 

Calling ALL Manip Artists!

We have come up with a fuck awesome way to honor those of you who delight us with your amazing manip skills, right down to the fuck hot RobPorn manips. We will be calling it Manic Manip Mondays! We are so excited to honor the talented artists and their work, not to mention we, the h00rs around this joint, are even more excited to see the sexy work on display! We NEED this! We CRAVE this!

So if you'd like to have your mad skills showcased, please contact us and let us know!

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We Found - An Amazing Fic (:

We Found Love

By: FFLoverLaura

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7867574/1/We_Found_Love 

Bella and Edward were caught in a whirlwind of extreme pleasure and

ecstasy. Is it love or just lust? E&B. All Human. Rated M for Language, Lemons, 

Drug Use.

When I First Told About This Story, I Thought It Sounded Good, But Was Going To Wait Until It Was Completed Before Reading It. I Just Have Way Too Many WIP's I'm Reading At The Moment, And Just Couldn't Add Another One To That List. Then, I Heard That It Was A Tattward Fic. CHA-CHING!! 

That Got My Attention. There Is Nothing That I Love More In A Fic, Than A Tattoo'd And Pierced Edward and/or Bella. As Much As I Couldn't Take On Another WIP.....I Caved, And Started Reading It.

The Story Starts Out With Bella, Who Comes From A Conservative Background, Breaks Up With Her Boyfriend, Jacob, Due To The Fact That He Doesn't Like That She Has Her Bellybutton Pierced. So After She Breaks Up With Him, She Makes It A Mission To Find A Shop And Get Something, Anything Pierced. When She Finds One, She Walks In And Meets None Other Than The Sex On Legs Man, Edward. 

Manip Credit:SoapyMayhem

After Bella And Edward Meet, They Go Through The Sexual Banter, She Thinks He's An Asshole, Albeit A Sexy One (Of Course). She Tells Him That She's Unsure Of What She Wants Pierced, So He Suggests Something For Pleasure, Either A Nipple, Or Clit Piercing. After Deciding On The Nipples, He Takes Her Back To The Piercing Room, And Only Pierces Her One Nipples.

" "Almost done," he murmurs. His touch is gentle, but I can tell by the sound of his voice that he is enjoying this just as much as I am.

I feel the clamp being released from my nipple once he's finished and open my eyes to find him staring at the newly pierced area.

"Done? I thought we were doing both of them?" I ask breathlessly, curious as to what changed his mind.

"Not today," He says and looks at me briefly, then his eyes dark back down to my breasts.

"Why not both? May as well get them both done at once right?" I ask curiously, wondering what he's thinking.

All of a sudden his lips are latched tightly around my nipple, the one that isn't pierced.

I gasp in surprise and I can't help myself when my hands reach up to grab his hair, anchoring him to me. "

After That, Bella And Edward Are Pretty Much Inseparable. With Some Fuck Hawt Sex. The Fic Is Amazingly Delicious, and Just An All Around Great Read. It's A Drabbl-ish Fic, And Is Up To Ch. 33 As Of Today, And Updates Once A Day. If You Aren't Reading This Fic, Like, RIGHT NOW, Then You Need To Go And Check It Out. I Can't Wait To See Where The Rest Of This Goes!! GO NOW!! (: 

Breaking Dawn Pt. 2 Trailer Teaser!

Yeah, There Are About 237 Days Left Before Breaking Dawn Pt 2 Hits The The Theaters (Ugh!! HURRY UP!!) But With The Theatrical Release Of 'The Hunger Games' Also Brings Along The Trailer For The Highly Anticipated Breaking Dawn Pt. 2.
There Is Now A Teaser Clip On Youtube Where You Can Watch The Teaser, Before The Trailer Hits!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXSVP4i4qjA

"We're The Same Temperature Now" Got Me SO Pumped. I, As I'm Sure, You As Well, Am Even More Psyched To See The Movie! 

Seeing Bella As A Vampire For The First Time Is Going To Be So Amazing. Everything About Her Will Be New, And Exciting.

Her Speed.

Even More So, Her Relationship With Edward, Now That She Is A Vampire!

We All Know By Now -For Those Of Us Who Read The Books- All Of The Drama That Will Ensue With Renesme, The Wolfpack, The Vultori...ect. (It's Twilight, Ya Know There's Going To Be Some Drama). But No Matter What Happened/Happens In The Book, You Can Tell Just By The Teaser, That This Will Be An Epic Movie, And A Great Way To End The Series!!

Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Pt. 2  -- In Theaters November 16th 2012

Updates As Of: 03-20-2012

FF.net Was Being A Fail Yesterday, And Not Sending Out The Alerts For The Updated Stories. (How Did We Survive???)  THANKFULLY!, It's Up And Running Again! So Here Are The Stories That Have Updated Today! (:

The Single Game 

By: AwesomeSauce76

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7628327/41/ 

Summary: New girl Bella Swan is finally ready to start dating again, but the

only boy she's interested in is too shy to even talk to her. Why are her

friends convinced that the answer to her problem is some crazy party game…

with kissing? AU/AH, BPOV

Time Of Your Life

By: MidnightLove87

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7773854/166/ 

A fake ID, a new sexy outfit, and two of my best friends life could

ask for were supposed to be a recipe for an amazing night out, but what

happens when someone from your past shows up in a place you would have never

imagined.

We Found Love

By: FFLoverLaura

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7867574/33/ 

Bella and Edward were caught in a whirlwind of extreme pleasure and

ecstasy. Is it love or just lust? E&B. All Human. Rate M for Language, Lemons,

Drug Use.

Genesis

By Nyddi

 http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7796162/41/ 

One girl's soul holds the key to saving the entire human realm.

Problem Is , She is temptation incarnate. In comes the "Unfallen', one of the last of his kind. He won't be keeping that status for long. ExB #Angelward #Drabble #Dark #Violent #Sexy

An Education

By: BellaScotia

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5903446/22/ 



21yr old Bella has never been kissed. When her bff and room mate
Jasper moves out, player Edward moves in. How far will he go when Bella asks
him to teach her about dating and sex? Mostly fluffy and lemony, minimal
angst. Rated M. AH OOC 





The Bear
By: Lady Gwynedd

 http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7827855/5/ 

I wasn't at all sure about returning to Forks after my father died.
But like a siren—not the one that came with his police cruiser, but the ones
that lured you in too close to the rocks—I couldn't resist.  Fate has a
funny sense of humor




Last Call
By: Robsmyyummy Cabannaboy

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7596421/18/


The past she's struggling to remember is the time he'd rather
forget... Can they move beyond the scars and forge a new beginning together or
have they missed their Last Call? AH, Rated M for language & eventual lemons.




Me and Mr. Cullen
By: Catastrophia

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7925096/5/


It was just a long weekend in Vegas, so how did eighteen year old
high school senior Bella Swan end up married to thirty one year old movie
exec, Edward Cullen? This is the story of their awkward life. Rated M for
future lemons.

A Must Read!

An Education 

by BellaScotia

21yr old Bella has never been kissed. When her bff and room mate Jasper moves out, player Edward moves in. How far will he go when Bella asks him to teach her about dating and sex? Mostly fluffy and lemony, minimal angst. Rated M. AH OOC

WIP

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5903446/1/An_Education

I literally fell in love with this fic! It has consumed so much of my time that it's become borderline obsessive if not stalker-ish when I wait patiently with my hands under my ass, staring at my inbox, waiting for a review. *Takes a deep, shuddering sigh*


Now then...on with the review!


When I first started this fic, I was slightly put off Bella's naivety. At her age, no one should be that clueless as to the comings and goings of a man's cock strip, matters of the sexual nature, and cock sucking. I was starting to fear that Bella would never get laid!  But, as I read on, I realized that there were valid reasons that played into Bella's issues. So for this, I read on. And, I was so GLAD that I did! 

Edward in this story just blew my mind! Talk about the sexual frustration factor in this fic was overwhelming. Just reading the sexual tension between the two characters even got me Hawt and bothered to the inth degree. I swear to all that can sense it, the tension made my ovaries flip and my fallopian tubes quiver!

It's been a long while since a fic made me want to hump my computer screen! I have rec'd this fic numerous times and even told people about it in my personal, daily life. I am so envious of Bella at this point in the story that if she goes frigid again, I'll probably have to face palm her myself! WE ALL NEED THE GOOD STUFF, BELLA! DON'T LET US DOWN GIRLFRIEND!

With that said, you ALL need to take your butts over to BellaScotia's profile page and read this fuckhot fic! You won't be disappointed! So get an extra pair of panties ready and the cold shower turned on...cause you may just need it! This fic is HANDSDOWN my new favorite fic!


Happy reading, h00rs!


This fic is a WIP and does very well on updating regularly.

Updated Fics as of 3/18/12...Check them out!

Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls  
by: bannerday

After a series of awkward events, fan fic writer Bella finds new
story inspiration in her hot-headed sexy neighbor, never dreaming just who
might be reading her fic. Art imitates life imitates art. A fic within a fic.
AH/Canon/Hilarity/UST/Love/Lemons

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7103047/30/Fan_Fiction_Sex_Gods_and_Single_Girls


Lather, Rinse, Repeat 
by: bornonhalloween

Freshly graduated from Cosmetology School, Bella takes a job in a
health club beauty salon called Mystique. First days on the job can be so
boring…until that perfect head of hair walks in! All drabble, All human

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7584064/127/Lather_Rinse_Repeat 

Where the Streets Have No Name
by: DreamOfTheEndless

The road to hell is paved with good intentions. Edward is firmly
trapped in the hell of his making. Redemption lying just beyond his reach.
Would Bella be able to be his salvation? Would she sacrifice herself to save
him?

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7716883/63/Where_the_Streets_Have_No_Name

We Found Love  
by: FFLoverLaura

Bella and Edward were caught in a whirlwind of extreme pleasure and ecstasy. Is it love or just lust? E&B. All Human. Rate M for Language, Lemons, Drug Use.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7867574/30/We_Found_Love

  I'll Stand By You  
by: WitchyVampireGirl

Bella and Edward meet briefly on her 21st birthday. When fate conspires for them to cross paths again months later, will they have the courage to make it last while facing their darkest fears? March 2012 Drabble War entry AH M for language and lemons

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7906121/67/Ill_Stand_By_You 

Edward Cullen: A Work in Progress
by: tufano79

 

Edward Cullen is an asshole. He's a moody musician and artist who is wary about life and is recovering from a nasty drug overdose. Emmett, his best friend, offers him an opportunity to redeem himself and work with his best tattoo artist in his shop.EXB,AH

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6978399/29/Edward_Cullen_A_Work_in_Progress

Simply Amazing!

Have You Ever Read A Fic And Just Fell In Love? Or You Just HAD To Share It, Or Tell People About How Good It Was, Or What You Thought Of It? Well I've Found One Of Those Stories. It's Called

"Simply Edward" by CaraNo

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7886553/1/Simply_Edward 

What Caught Me Was, Not Only Was It A CaraNo Fic, But The Summary Was Definitely Eye Catching, And Made Me Want Have To Read It.

There is a lot to the man who stumbles into Simply Coffee where Bella works. "I mean, I wouldn't call you Coffee Girl if we're in bed, " He says and I choke on air. This stranger...Edward, he keeps talking. "That would be weird, you know?" 

Now, Who Wouldn't Be Pulled In By That? When I First Read The Summary, I Though "Nice, A Very Blunt, And Forward Edward...I Like." Then After I Started Reading, I Found Out, That Yes, That Was The Case, But There Was Something Deeper Going On.
This Edward Is One Of My Favorite Edwards That I've Read In A Fic, And The Bella, Is So Loving, Patient, And Compassionate. The Chemistry Between The Two From Start To Finish Is Amazing, And Their Love Never Falters. Yes, There Are Some Troubles, But Nothing Too Angsty. I Don't Really Wanna Say Too Much, Because I'll Get On A Rant And This Post Would Never End, And I End Up Giving It Away. However, I Would Love It If You Checked This Fic Out If You Haven't Yet. I'm Sure CaraNo Is Far From Lacking In The Readers/Reviewers  Aspect, But Still, This Story Deserves A Huge Amount Of Both, It's Just That Good.
Well....What Are You Waiting For? GO READ IT!! (:

Mmm...So Good!!!

Something happened to me today and I thought I would share it with all of you wonderful h00rs.

It's been six long six since I last saw my obsession, Carl. But today, I got to see him again. It was pure bliss! Our meetings always leave me feeling sated and satisfied in a way no other has been able to do.

The drive was long and I was tired. While I was sitting at the table in the restaurant, waiting on him, I leaned my head back and closed my eyes. When I finally opened them back up there he was, sitting in front of me, not making a sound. I could smell his fuckhot scent and it made my heart race.
...
We both knew what we wanted, so no time was wasted.

When we were finally in a semi-secluded place, I took him and held him. I gently unwrapped him with my teeth. Once he was exposed to me, I let my tongue trail over the dimples of his buns; his firm, round, magnificent buns. Leaving my hands gripping his firm buns, I took my teeth and grazed his meat. Tasting the sweet saltiness, I gently placed my teeth on him, leaving a slight impression. Still he made no sound. I closed my eyes and repeated the act again and again until he shot his white creaminess into my mouth and down my face. Not wanting to miss a single drop, I used my tongue to lick up everything I missed.

I was so elated and feeling full when I left Carl today. I just had to share this with you ladies. If I could keep him with me forever I would, but it’s impossible. Oh well. At least I had him for a short time.

I LOVE CARL'S JR.!

 

 

Hello h00rs!

Okay...We have a really good reason for being away for so long.....o-0.....Okay, maybe not. Let me just bend over and take my lickings as I should!

I do want to apologize for the absence and promise that we will get our shit together and start bring you some fantastical Twi-Love soon!

Muah!